I seem to have acquired the most amazing new alarm clock. At 5 a.m., it crawls into the bed, hops on top of you, and makes noise until you pet it. It even has a snooze alarm--if you drift back to sleep and stop petting, a paw shoots out and bats you in the face, as if to say, "motherfucker, you think you got something better to do
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